For the past 13-odd billion years of his life, Derek had been quietly keeping up with the happenings of the universe, and in particular: Earth.

Worried he’s done pretty much everything humanly possible, he’s restless to find something new to pass the (theoretically) infinite hours, days, millennium he has left. Until he had a revelation - he’s done almost everything humans have done, except be human!

The Book of Derek (TBOD) is an autobiographical memoir on his human and inhuman life, offering insight on the musings of an immortal and his peculiar philosophies.